Ruuuunnnnin'!!??

Get up woman...That's what my brain said @ 8ish am.. I don't want to!?!  Okay, nah.. u gots too!  Okay.. Run to BofA.. Hit Patelco!  You'll make it to Ross in Vacaville by 9:45...Damn, Damn, Damn...Why in the heyell is this lady takin' all dis time @ da crack of dawn!?!  It's cool... What u in a rush for?  Shoppin'!!!  Okay.. I get there.. You're looking for some jeans for Bennie.. Just a pair of jeans.. So, I look.. ain't none.. yuck.. look for a dress for Waseme (eventhough she said no, that her dress would be fine)...Dammit!!  Y are you looking at these dresses.. You have enough.. keep it movin'.. On to Juniors although the filipino (my husband) says "ur not juniors size"  Whateva. Keep it movin'.. Ewwwwww is that a cropped XOXO jacket in red?  $24.99!!!  I hate being cheap.. It can stay right there on the rack.. Nooooo put it on hold.. it may be calling you tomorrow.. Wait.. Shoes!  I got turned around! How in the hell did you not follow the routine, handbags, shoes, then clothes.. O, yeayau it was da filipinos fault.. Anyhoo.. Imma jus get these tank tops----These shoes are BAD!!!  Gold wedge sandals with the frill.. OMG!!  $32.99! What a bargain for a shoe that is baaaaad and originally priced @ $128!  Must be designer..Hmmm. This 8 1/2 ain't fittin'.. lemme see..9 no... try the 9 1/2? Whaaaaaat?!?  They make these for some narrow foot chics.. Oh well.. 2 white tank tops (never can have too many of these), some other lil shirt and ooooops nothing for Bennie.. Oh well.. he'll get his glory @ Marshall's.... Boooooyaw!  Got 'em.. right here.. right rinse & e'rythang!  Did she say $83.04?  How?  Oh well.. Derrick..Yes!  He asked me to find Tootie some snap offs for basketball for her All-Net tourney in LA...Didn't find her none @ Nike Outlet nor Sports Authority.. His lazy a@#!  Popeyes.. Yes.. Coke fountain drink.. gotta have it!  I need to look @ this receipt.. That's Y!!!!  She don' charged me twice for these jeans.. So, i go back and she hands me my $.. Done.. Toshay..I'm actually going to Kaiser to pick up my erscriptions Shay?  Oh. i'm at Ross mommy.. Sure Puddah..i'll meet u over there!  Sally's.. I need to pick up the generic CHI.. eventhough goodie 2 shoes Ebony thinks that's crazy and it won't work the same.. As if she's paying for it.. some things you can get in generic..Corn is corn..Green beans is green beans..Hydrox is NOT Oreos.. See... Drop puddah off @ da school and swing back by the house.. Nope.. no package yet.. UPS always delivers to us last.. it's been out for delivery since 7:09am.. whateva.. Go to work.. Hi TJ.. Okay..pick up the kids from school.. Ben Ben had to play in da band for the school game.. C ya when u get home..Ok.. Lay his looks out so he can see them.. Ooooooooooooo Snap!  These jeans are too short!  He's gonna kill me!  Hurry!  C'mon Ebony, Lei.. i GOTTA go BACK to Marshalls (3rd time today) and see if they still have that one pair left...Nom-Myoho-Renge-Kyo........Nom-Myoho-Renge-Kyo...Jackpot!  They got 'em....Whew!  That was close..Kewl.. some slacks for that vest too.. I'm sure they match...Alright.. Put the steaks in da oven.. EBOOOOOOONY!!!  Y did u let this doggone water boil out!! Uuggh... Y is Isis barking?  Isis!  Shu up!  What the Hell!?  What is that smell?  Isis!  You been out there fighting a skunk!?!? Aaaaaaaw Hell 2 da Nah!  Close the door.. Hurry!  Okay.. Dad's home.. moment of truth...WTH??? Did this president jus do a once over on all my blood sweat & tears?  This dude really jus put the blazer on, turned around 1 time and said "it's cool."  Woooooooooow!?  Whatchu thinkin' bout Dad?  Ruuuuuuuunnnnnin!